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Clean Money / Dirty Hoes

Oxblood, gold
Members-Only VaultNEW

The Clean Money Polo

Clean Money / Dirty Hoes

$118

Old money keeps two ledgers — the one the accountant sees and the one the club agreed to never mention. "Clean Money / Dirty Hoes" is the quiet thesis of every man who summers somewhere with a crest and winters somewhere with a settlement. Stitched as a split gold crest on oxblood pima, it's the most honest thing in the grill room and the only thing nobody will say out loud. Submitted by a Founding Father. Numbered Vault release.

Size

The Construction

  • Peruvian pima cotton, 280gsm
  • Split ornamental gold crest
  • Numbered Vault release
  • Mother-of-pearl buttons
  • Tailored fit

Colorway

Oxblood, gold

Placement

Split gold crest, left chest

The concept image prompt

Hyper-real luxury commercial product photography in the style of Peter Millar and Greyson Clothiers golf campaigns. Golden-hour light, shallow depth of field, 85mm, rich cinematic grade, deep forest greens and warm creams, fine film grain, ultra-detailed fabric texture. A small gold-thread embroidered crest of TWO ROBINS in elegant profile, one subtly looking the other way. An oxblood premium pima golf polo with a split ornamental gold crest reading "CLEAN MONEY / DIRTY HOES" and two robins on the left chest, shot in a dark wood-paneled members' room, single dramatic light. Ironic old-money luxury.